Monthly Archives: December 2012

David Mitchell vs Cornish

This is a back’long episode from the with-out-a-doubt, ‘hilarious’ public schoolboy, David Mitchell’s, BBC funded ‘David Mitchell’s Soapbox’.
This series was a chance for the floppy-fringed posh boy to spout exactly what he’d been brought up to think, in a ‘funny way’!

In this episode he takes on Gaelic but within ridicules the Cornish language in the most disgusting fashion.
The uninformed buffoon’s tirade includes the idea that “campaigning to put it (Cornish) on road signs is completely lunatic”, apparently unaware that the majority of our place-names are actually Cornish!
There is a Cornwall Council policy of making English road signs bilingual – so unfortunately for Mr Mitchell and although it has nothing to do with him, it is at no extra cost to the Cornish tax-payer and these signs are only replaced as needed.

Mitchell’s drivel is smug, Victorian in thinking and at best, slightly fascistic.

Oh, those days at school when he went to Latinland to hear those Latins speaking Latin. He must remember them well…

Mitchell might do well to remember that in a time when Cornish (not English) was spoken by virtually the entire population of Cornwall, three Cornishmen were saving the English language (such as it was) from extinction. But for they, David Mitchell would be speaking Norman French and probably wouldn’t be called ‘David Mitchell’ either.

To be honest, I’ve never found this clown funny (nor, for that matter, his mine-shaft nosed counter-part) and this just confirmed my conviction.

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Are the Cornish Inbred?

When I log into this blog I get to see what search engine terms have brought visitors to the site. Invariably this will include a search along the lines of “cornish inbred?” “inbreed conish”, “cornish inbreeds”, “inbreeding cornwall”, “cornish inbreds”, “are the cornish inbred?”. This is virtually a daily occurence. Are people that stupid?

Well, mental people who have a burning desire to know, in answer to your questions:

NO, WE ARE NOT FUCKING INBRED/INBREEDED/INBREAD/INBREED OR ANY OTHER ILLITERATE VERSION THEREOF!

NO MORE THAN ANYONE WHO LIVES WHERE YOU DO OR FOR THAT MATTER, ANYWHERE ELSE ON THIS PLANET!

And guess what? As much as a lot of you would like to think, we don’t have straw sticking out of our ears, nor do we crunch carrots, driving tractors all day whilst eating pasties!